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The Horse Penis – The Challenge

Published by Mr Arrogant in Jokes
January 16th, 2011

A great funny joke about the horse and his penis.

One day a man goes to a bar to have a drink. At the bar, the bar tenders, tells the man that if he can make the horse which was lying over there, to laugh, he shall give him a drink for free. The man feels happy and goes to the horse and in the ears of the horse, whispers something and suddenly the horse starts laughing out loud. The bartender gets amazed and gives him a free drink.


  The next day too, the man goes to the bar and the bartender offer the man another challenge. The bartender says that if he can make the horse cry then he shall give hima drink for free. The man again goes to the horse and does something and the horse starts crying and weeping. The bartender gets amazed and gives him a free drink. The bartender then asks the man what he did that he was so successful in the challenge. The man says that, to make the horse laugh, he told the horse he had a bigger penis than the horse and the horse laughed and to make the horse cry, he actually showed him.

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  1. Posted January 16, 2011 at 7:55 am

    Lol I couldn’t read this without a smile on my face :-P

  2. Posted January 16, 2011 at 8:08 am

    That’s a good one LOL.

  3. Posted January 16, 2011 at 8:24 am

    nice share

  4. Posted January 16, 2011 at 9:39 am

    Nice share

  5. Posted January 16, 2011 at 11:59 am

    gud job

  6. Posted January 16, 2011 at 11:26 pm

    @dan man7
    thanks. that’s a great compliment

  7. Posted January 16, 2011 at 11:27 pm

    @larry fish
    thanks for liking

  8. Posted January 19, 2011 at 10:42 am

    Well written post, nice share

  9. Posted January 20, 2011 at 8:05 am

    WOW. I heard that joke more than 20 years ago. Blast from the past. Nice share.

  10. Posted January 20, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    Pretty funny! Good work!

  11. Posted January 22, 2011 at 1:36 am

    @s j tubrazy
    thank you so much friend

  12. Posted January 22, 2011 at 2:14 am

    @mitchey179
    lol it maybe nostalgic then

  13. Posted January 23, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    funny indeed dude. thanks for sharing.

  14. Posted January 23, 2011 at 11:08 pm

    @pruelpo
    thanks

  15. belinda
    Posted January 24, 2011 at 10:58 pm

    funny .

  16. Posted January 25, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    Great share. I like it :)

  17. Posted January 30, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    @belinda
    it is surely indeed

  18. Posted January 30, 2011 at 4:37 pm

    @mr perfect
    thanks man

  19. Posted February 19, 2011 at 1:39 am

    first is an elephants 48 inches
    next is a donkeys
    followed by a horses
    and then that american s
    u seem to be a penis specialist
    keep it up always friend
    ur really good

  20. Egg
    Posted February 23, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    haha, me and my friends laughed so hard!!

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