The one says:

“Hey Jack, let me ask you something. How did  you lose your right leg?

“Shark! We were ready to loot an English ship,so I grabbed a rope but I fell into the sea. By the time they got me out, a shark ate my right leg.”

“Oh! How did you lose your left leg?”

“Crocodile! We departed on Cuba and after looting some villages, a crocodile attacked me. I had that wooden leg so I couldn’t run away, so the crocodile ate my left leg!”

“Oh, I feel so sorry about you! How about the hook on your left arm?”

“Barrel”

“Barrel???”

“Yap, barrel! There was a tempest and the ropes were cut! A barrel fell on my left arm and smashed it! I wasn’t used to my wooden legs, so I couldn’t avoid it!”

“You are so unlucky my friend! One last question! How did you lose your eye?

“Rum”

“Rum???”

“You see, I wasn’t used to the hook!