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Things You Should Never Say to a Police Officer
Published by A.L.Smith in Jokes
March 29th, 2010
If you want to get yourself in some real trouble, try these out.
Sure I can step out of the car, but I can’t guarantee I can stand up.
Is that your wife in the back seat or are you part of the K-9 unit.
Could you turn off those lights, they make me dizzy when I’m drunk.
Yeah I’ll blow in that but it will cost ya 50 bucks.
If you want to borrow my handcuffs, there in the dash next to the blindfold.
Is that you nightstick or are you just happy to see me. 
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OK OK I’ll put the gun down but you gotta go first.
I couldn’t have been going that fast, you caught me.
Officer I swear that guy was alive when the car hit him. 
I would like to make a citizens arrest. You followed me right through that red light.
Officer that is NOT my marijuana, it was already in the dash when I stole the car.
Could we try my backseat for a change…
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nice one^^
very nice one….
‘Officer that is NOT my marijuana, it was already in the dash when I stole the car.’ LOL – I loved that one! The hand-cuff one was another favourite. Cool article…
excellent selection–also, I’ve heard that if you’re stopped by a cop and he asks for your license, don’t say, “Here, hold my beer.”
ha ha ha…that’s interesting. have you tried them?
Very interesting indeed.
love the stolen car quote too!!
Very funny!