Alrighty, where to begin… I’m going to list the jokes starting with 10 and ending with 1, in no particular order. Yeah, they’re all so good, I can’t even decide which is the best.

10. Chuck Norris CAN only eat one Lay’s potato chip

9. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

8. Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter!(Can you believe it?!)

7. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

6. If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Always.

5. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

4. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

3. Chuck Norris is what Willis is talking about

2. Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

1. Chuck Norris’ iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord

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