“AWWWWW”

1. What is that doing there?
2. “Im sorry to say that we had to amputate your left arm, but luckily there was no problem with the surgery”. “WHAT? the couch fell on my right arm”!
3. I have good news and bad news, the good news is that we have confirmed you have one day to live. The bad news is that I should have told you yesterday.
4. “Oops”!
5. Where’d my wedding ring go?
6. “Hmmmm … I don’t really think that anything should be squirting from there …”
7. Well we’re out of morphine how bout a skittle.
8. Wow thats small.
9. When In doubt more anesthetic!
10. Yes nurse, or should I say “Miss Obvious?” I realize I just accidentally cut off his head. Don’t just stand there, go get the duct tape.