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Top 11 Worst Retorts I’ve Ever Heard

Published by bub941 in Jokes
June 13, 2009

Retorts.

  1. Oh yeah… well um… shut up!
  2. I guess you got first pick when they handed out the brains! Wait  second…
  3. You just hate me cause I’m uglier than you!
  4. Go live your successful life why don’t you!
  5. (Seven hours later). How long did it take you to figure that out?
  6. If you were still in high school with me I’d be your senior cause I’m 24 (said in a snooty manner).
  7. Oh yeah well… well…maybe…no…actually how about…. never mind.
  8. If you were a dumb blond then you would be… well… a dumb blond.
  9. Go die in a hole. (used way to often when someone just doesn’t have the creative capacity to think up their own original retort which is just sad).
  10. That’s what she said (to be honest this one is just down right childish and stupid especially if said to a female).
  11. I know you are but what am I?

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