Top 11 Worst Retorts I’ve Ever Heard
Retorts.
- Oh yeah… well um… shut up!
- I guess you got first pick when they handed out the brains! Wait second…
- You just hate me cause I’m uglier than you!
- Go live your successful life why don’t you!
- (Seven hours later). How long did it take you to figure that out?
- If you were still in high school with me I’d be your senior cause I’m 24 (said in a snooty manner).
- Oh yeah well… well…maybe…no…actually how about…. never mind.
- If you were a dumb blond then you would be… well… a dumb blond.
- Go die in a hole. (used way to often when someone just doesn’t have the creative capacity to think up their own original retort which is just sad).
- That’s what she said (to be honest this one is just down right childish and stupid especially if said to a female).
- I know you are but what am I?
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