Magneto is a chief adversary of the X-Men. He is the leader of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants. He is extremely powerful and can generate magnetic fields around him as well as repel projectiles and absorb attacks. It’s not a good idea to get on his bad side. Here is a list of twenty things you should never say to Magneto:

1. Why do you have such a magnetic personality?
2. You steal my heart literally.
3. I said you need to buckle down; not unleash my buckle.
4. Do you take credit card charges? Oh I see, you have your own personal charges.
5. Sometimes you attract me, but other times you repel me.
6. Can you energize my batteries? They seem to be low on power.
7. Great job! You just removed all the nails from the wood, and the house collapsed.
8. Why are you levitating? Don’t you think that it’s time to settle down?
9. Are you a U of M fan? Go Wolverine!
10. Don’t you feel that a Storm is brewing?
11. Are you planning to attend college? I would like to recommend Xavier University.
12. What field are you studying? Oh I see, the magnetic field.
13. If opposites attract, you should have a date with Polar Woman.
14. Did anyone ever tell you that your personality has a little Mystique about yourself?
15. You are such a Mutant Head. You need to get a grip on yourself. Why are you magnetically towing my vehicle away?
16. Nice costume, but a little too 1970’s for me.
17. Why do you always seem so energetic?
18. Are you going to audition for American Mutants?
19. Do you suffer from iron poor blood?
20. I hope that you can iron out your differences with Xavier.
21. Are you into Heavy Metal?
22. I asked you if you could give me a lift. I didn’t expect you to actually lift me up.
23. I bet you really do a number around computers. How many hard drives have you destroyed this week?
24. Have you ever considered having a career as a conductor?
25. Your looks really repel me. I think you need a complete body makeover. After all, don’t you want to attract a woman?