Manners

There were three brothers named Crap, Manners and Stupid. They were biking along in a city when crap fell off of his bike on the side of the road.

Manners was trying to pick Crap up off the ground while Stupid was calling the ambulance.

The EMT said, “What is your name son?” Stupid told him his name.

Then the EMT asked, “Where are your manners?”

Stupid replied, “On the side of the road picking up Crap.”

The Genie and the Lamp

There is a black, brown and blond haired guy in the middle of the desert.

They found a magical lamp and when they rubbed the side of it, out came genie.

After the genie appeared she said, “I will grant you three wishes, one for each of you.”

The black haired guy wished that he was somewhere that there was a lot of clean, fresh water. Then, he disappeared to a place full of clean, fresh water.

Then the brown haired guy wished that he was in a place that had a lot of girls. Then, he disappeared to a place filled with a bunch of girls.

The blond haired guy was left all alone, so he said, “I wish my friends where here with me.” Then the brown and black haired guys reappeared at his side.

The blond haired guys friends hated him for wishing him back.