Good News?
A joke about a woman and her neighbors!
A woman had moved into her new home and decided to go out and meet the neighbors. When she returned, she found out that there was an unemployed doctor, a young couple (boyfriend and girlfriend) and an old blind man.
One day it was cold and frosty, so the woman decided to take a hot shower. As soon as she got undresses, the doorbell rang and she put on a towel, went to the door to find it was the unemployed doctor. “Good News!” said the doctor “I’ve been employed!” She smiled and congratulated him as she went back upstairs and took her shower.
As she just got in, the doorbell rang again! So she put on a towel and saw the couple at the door. “Good news!” said the Man, “We’re getting married on Sunday!” She smiled and congratulated them as she hopped In the shower and started again.
Once again the doorbell rang and she said to herself “must be the blind man!” so she didn’t bother about the towel and went straight downstairs and there as she predicted, was the blind man. “Good news!” said the blind man, “I got my eyes fixed!”
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