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People spend a lot of money on their hair. They like to look good and feel good about themselves. One thing that you should not do is criticize a person’s hair. This is particularly true if you have a girlfriend. Here are ten things that you should never say about your girlfriend’s hair:

1.   Oh my God, you look just like the Bride of Frankenstein.

2.   Your hairstyle reminds me of my Grandmother Bessie. Gee I couldn’t stand my Grandma Bessie.

3.   Has anyone ever told you that  you’re beginning to look bald.

4.   You dyed your hair blonde to make yourself look more attractive? Are you nuts? Your hair looks like a Madonna reject. By the way, are you a virgin?

5.   Your hair is so flat that I bet a robin can build a nest in it.

6.   What happened to your long flowing hair? Now you look like the third baseman on my baseball team.

7.   If your hair sprinkled anymore white stuff, I’d declare your hair a natural disaster.

8.   I said let’s be creative and celebrate the Fourth of July with symbols of red, white, and blue. I didn’t mean for you to dye your hair these colors. I’m not planning to salute you.

9.  I know about bad hair days. Unfortunately, you’ve had a bad hair week so far.

10. If I wanted to see your hair in a ponytail, I would have bought a pony. By the way, can I get you a lump of sugar?