Three Ways to Get Your Arm Around a Girl’s Shoulder

Published by luke the duke in Women
July 11, 2009

Are you someone with lady trouble? Read these and I guarantee that you trouble will go away…

Ask the girl you like if she would like to count shoulders. Start on your shoulder farthest from her and when you count to the 4th shoulder, keep your arm there.
Jokingly ask the girl you like: “If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot here or here?” (Ending on her shoulder farthest from you).
Pretend that you are a robot with one crooked arm. Knock one hand with the other, knocking it onto her shoulder.

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