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Top 10 Funniest Yo Momma Jokes
The top 10 funniest "yo momma" jokes that I’ve collected, guaranteed to make you laugh!
- Yo momma is so fat, she used interstate-85 as a slippin’ slide.
- Yo momma is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground, and missed!
- Yo momma is so fat, God can’t lift her soul.
- Yo momma is so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention!
- Yo momma is so fat, when she got a cut, gravy poured out.
- Yo momma is so fat, she jumped in the air, and got stuck!
- Yo momma is so fat, her belt size is the equator!
- Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store, and starved!
- Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
- Yo momma is so stupid, she stole free bread!
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Fun, but you may get some heat for it!
Clay
Here is a good one:
Your momma so ugly when she gave birth the doctor slapped her!
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Day r mean but still very funny I couldn’t stop laughin fo in hour
nice jokes man, especially like Number 9
LOL!!!!
I MADE UP NUMBER 9 U IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!