What I Hate Most About Being a Woman
Many claim that being a woman has many privileges that most men would opt to have. You just don’t know it, guys, but sometimes, we’d rather be you than us!
Being a woman comes with lots of privileges. Let’s take a look at some of the most obvious!
- We have men opening doors for us, carrying our luggages, offering their seats, and getting a glass of water for us while we watch Oprah.
- We sit in little expensive restaurants not wondering whether we have enough money to pay for the bill.
- We can shop ’til we drop while our boyfriends/husbands watch – silently trying to refrain themselves from dragging us out of the mall.
- Men try to win us back after an argument with flowers, chocolates, gifts and lots of surprises. We, on the other hand, simply say “I’m sorry, I won’t do it again.”
- In courtship, we get to keep the gifts, eat the chocolates and smell the flowers without the guilt. Hey, we didn’t ask for it! And neither did we promise anything!
- We always know that our kids are ours.
Now, let’s try to see what would make most women want to be men.
- When a guy wants a woman and has enough guts to approach her, he can do so without being called a flirt.
- guy can pee almost anywhere. (this part, i’m not so sure if i like)
- Guys can pretty well take care of themselves most of the time. They seldom need help!
- Guys don’t get PMS and monthly periods!
- Guys can stay out all night and not worry about being raped in the middle of the street.
- Men do not give birth. This equates to watching us, women, scream in pain while they encourage us to push more!
- Men are the ones who propose! No matter how badly a woman wants to get married after being in a relationship for a while, all we can do is shut our mouth and hope that the idea gets into your head!
- Being a good father seems like a very heroic thing, being a good mother is ordinary.
- Women are more clingy. I don’t know if it’s just me but it seems that guys are more able to enjoy themselves with their guy friends than us with our girlfriends! When guys are out with their buddies, they drink booze, crack jokes and sometimes even make silly comments about their own girlfriends! When women are out with the girls, we talk, watch a movie, eat – all these while we text you, talk about how great you are, or think about our latest rendezvous.
- Men are more decisive in nature, perhaps due to the fact that they are less emotional and thus they do not let emotions get in the way of their objective decisions. Us, girls, are more pitiful, more sensitive, more of a cry-baby.
Ratio of privileges: one is to two. Are we women really lucky to be us? What would you rather be in your next life?
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