Dweebs are considered unattractive, insignificant, or inept. Sometimes they are referred to as geeks, nerks, dorks, or losers. You know that you’re a dweeb if…

1. When you stand up on a stool, you get a nosebleed
2. Your favorite TV show is Sponge Bob Square Pants. Patrick is your hero.
3. Your cooking extends to making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
4. When you ask an attractive girl out for a date, she laughs hysterically and leaves you emotionally ruined
5. Your report card features many C’s
6. You’re picked last in gym on all team sports
7. You sometimes walk into the wrong restroom by mistake
8. You’re the first one out in dodge ball
9. You’ve just joined the Book of the Losers Club
10. You wear a necktie to school
11. Your hair looks like a stork sat it in
12. Spicy food makes you weak in the stomach
13. You attract bullies like flies
14. You keep on falling off the social ladder
15. Your life is like an open book with a lot of blank pages