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You Might Be an American If

Published by mary56 in Jokes
January 25, 2009

The way it is in America today.

  • Your child is the only child in class who speaks English.
  • You get paid with food stamps, medical benefits and housing, if you don’t work.
  • If you work, half your income is taken through taxes, to take care of those who don’t work.
  • It will be legal to kill your unborn baby, yet illegal to take drugs before your baby is born.
  • When a child lives with two mothers, who are married to each other.
  • Where every where you look, people are talking on cell phones.
  • Where people are so materialistic, its all about, what can I get now, but are never satisfied.
  • Everything is either, drive through, instant, automatic,  but we still have no time.
  • Sense we are all guilty of one are all the above.

We all must be Americans.

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