10 Creative Way to Say “I Need to Poop”

Here is some that I did not come up with;

I need to take the Browns to the superbowl

I need to warm the royal Throne

I need to drop the anchor

Here is 10 creative ways to say “I need to poop” that I came up with;

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I need to feed Aquaman

I need to make a chocolate soup

I need to lay an egg

I need to spill the beans

I need to make some ocean drum beats

I need to make some McNuggets

I need to turn on some brunettes

I need to make some carrot juice

I need to play Pac-Man

-and the best one I came up with….

I need to squeeze the MUST-TURD