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10 Famous Dinosaurs of Today

Published by Steven West in Offbeat
January 23, 2008

This is a list of 10 famous dinosaurs that could live among us today.

Dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years. This is a list of dinosaurs that might be around today:

  1. 1. Britneysaurus: Terrible meat eater. Very unpredictable. Natural predator.
  2. Bonderdocus: Very powerful dinosaur. Known to be quite aggressive. Very muscle bound.
  3. Bushteridoctyl: Flying dinosaur. Changes flight often. Will not back down from a fight even if it means certain death.
  4. Stewardopolis: Domestic dinosaur. Vegetarian. Very erect stance with huge lips.
  5. Obamasaur: Compromising dinosaur. Does not attack unless provoked. Powerful scream can be heard from miles around.
  6. Cheneyarus: Most vicious of all meat eaters. Goes for the throat. Easily provoked. Beware of his tongue-lashing.
  7. Pacmanotops: Tough, natural troublemaker. Carnivore that loves to devour smaller indefensible dinosaurs.
  8. Lohanosaur: Social dinosaur. Vegetarian and extremely friendly by nature. Tends to run into trouble when confronted by the meat eaters.
  9. Cruiserdocus: Daring dinosaur that fights all carnivores even under impossible conditions. Has three horns on the top of his skull.
  10. Rosieopulus: Big mouth dinosaur. Has over 2,000 teeth. Plant eater. Beware of her spiked tail in the back.

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5 Comments

  1. Pride Fishman
    Posted January 23, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    Very clever Steven

  2. clyde
    Posted July 27, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    those dinos sound scary with aliens and monsters and stuff, but that is cool that dinosaurs might be alive.

  3. Roger
    Posted January 25, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    Britneysaurus are quite tasty!

  4. frostedbutts
    Posted February 7, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    wow… there are no words to describe how stupid this is. You fail. Hard.
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  5. your momma
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    wow this is stupid u put celebrity names before the ending like Britneysaurus its really Britney saurus

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