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10 More Crazy Laws From the US
Another selection of crazy laws from America.
- If you are walkingr pet alligator in Alabama, and you get taken short, then do not tether it to a fire hydrant as you will be breaking the law.
- If you are in a barbers shop in Alaska and a kangaroo walks in then call the cops as it is committing an offence.
- If you live in California, and you fancy going for a swim, then leave your pushbike by the pool as it is illegal to ride it in the pool.
- And if you live in Temperance, Mississippi and you don’t have a baby, but have a dog, you will need to buy diapers, because it’s illegal to walk your dog in public unless it’s wearing them.
- I don’t know what the punishment is in California for molesting people, but if you molest a butterfly it can cost you up to $500-00 in fines.
- If you want to start world war three by detonating a nuclear device, then don’t do it in city limits in California, as it may cost you a $500-00 if you do it within city limits.
- In Florida you must take extreme care when choosing your sexual partners, as it is illegal to make love with porcupines, can’t think why.
- In Champaign Illinois, if you get taken short be careful where you relieve yourself, do not use your neighbors mouth as a receptacle, as this is illegal.
- In Kenilworth Illinois, the roosters have to be highly trained and intelligent in order to measure the three hundred feet they have to retire from the nearest residential building in order to crow without breaking the law.
- And finally (for now) the very clean people of Kentucky are required by law to take one shower per year.
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Yeap brilliant again – had me in tears in places.
Love this stuff!!
Quite strange but interesting.
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! I loved it!
I couldn’t understand through the bad spelling, worse grammar and unusual sentence structure, what is being said. What does “taken short” even mean?