10 Reasons Why Not to Read This Article

Published by kizza boi in Offbeat
June 23, 2008

An exercise in inanity.

You are reading a very pointless article; I bet you couldn’t resist clicking on it though.
It’s quite boring and pointless.
You could be doing something good like playing a sport.
You could be reading an article with a point to it.
You are wasting about 30 seconds- 1 minute of your life.
You could be watching an interesting documentary on sharks.
You are wasting your energy think “why the hell did I click on this”.
You could be reading 10 amazing space pictures.
You could use this time to say “I love you” to someone.
This is the end of the article so you don’t need to read it.

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