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10 Things You Can Do Inside The Toilet

Published by simplyoj in Offbeat
November 17, 2009

We love to multi-task specially while sitting in the computer. Tabs are simultaneously open as we juggle through the internet, open email, update facebook, tweet a friend, writing articles and many others all at the same time. We want a fast paced life and maximize our time, but how about inside the toilet?

image flickr-  ianlloyd

  1. Read (if you still have space, put reading materials inside)
  2. Write your “to do list”or draft your articles (have a handy paper and pen or if you can manage to have your laptop with you)
  3. Fix your bag  (throw away unnecessary receipts)
  4. Cut fingernails
  5. Get to know more of your toiletries – (read labels of shampoo,lotion,spray,bath gel etc.)
  6. Comb your hair 100 times (specially for women)
  7. Get a mirror and check your face for pimples and wrinkles
  8. Exercise your face (exaggerate a smile!) 
  9. Massage your hands (to  relax the muscles and stimulate blood vessels)
  10. Listen to music from your music players or mobile phones

The list can go on as long as you can manage them while sitting on the white throne!

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17 Comments

  1. Posted August 26, 2009 at 2:49 am

    Funny!

  2. Posted August 26, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Funny but true!!

  3. Posted August 26, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    loved the title

  4. Posted August 26, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Loved it, so funny! Even the title made me smile.Great write it was a very entertaining read!

  5. Posted August 28, 2009 at 4:39 am

    lol, real fun.

  6. Posted August 28, 2009 at 10:56 am

    nice and amusing!

  7. carla kow
    Posted August 29, 2009 at 8:25 am

    very nice and informative…..and funny! but true.

  8. Posted August 30, 2009 at 11:45 am

    Made me laugh but also made me wonder who has that long to spend in the toilet.

  9. Posted August 30, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    Haha, good choice! I personally like the listening to music and I have spoken on my mobile phone a few times. But like Louie says, this has made me laugh!

  10. Posted August 31, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    Your list was hilarious even though I do a couple of things on your list while I’m in the bathroom. LOL! I listen to music and I read magazines.

  11. Posted September 3, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    A good way to pass the time too! You know us men, we like to read and catch up on the news!!!

  12. Posted September 7, 2009 at 9:28 am

    haha.. liked it.. we can also send sms..

  13. Posted November 14, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    That made me smile. When I go I always listen to the radio (however briefly) and since my family are incapable of doing it I usually have to put a new toilet roll on the holder.

  14. Posted November 30, 2009 at 9:32 am

    excellent share….thanks for it

  15. Posted December 24, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    well, I used to do my makeup in my room, but now its too dark there so I go into bathroom :) )

  16. Posted December 27, 2009 at 10:48 am

    LOL. This was funny and good advice too. :P

  17. Posted April 11, 2010 at 11:19 am

    Those are all great things to do while you are stuck sitting there.

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