Hello, today i am going to tell you how to really really annoy someone. Beware that some of these things below may result in consequences. So just don’t get caught!

1. Eat half a potato chip and put it back. This ones just a bit of a joke but is especially annoying if you eat half of every single chip in the packet and leave the rest. It’s better if you have a cold as well.
2. Call someone over from the other side of the house to ask them where the bathroom is when you’re standing right in front of it. Some people just think you are really stupid but others get really annoyed
3. Hide the remote control somewhere. HE HE! This one is REALLY annoying!
4. Bring phone books to the movie theatres and sit on them to block everyones view.
5. When you are at the traffic lights put on your left blinker and then turn right/or the other way around.
6. Sit right next to someone on public transport and eat really loudly.
7. When you go to the video store swap all the movies around. This either really annoys the customer who was stupid enough not to check that the right disk was in the case, or it really annoys the owner who has to go searching for the right DVDs.
8. For someones birthday, make it almost impossible for them to get to their present. What you should do with this one is buy something with all that plastic wrapping over it where you have to basically cut up your fingers to open it. And then rap it in a couple of layers of rapping paper with loads of sticky tape on it. And then just laminate it to finish it off.
9. People who just can’t manage to get the tooth paste just on their toothbrush and manage to get it all over the cap and bathroom. Today you’ve got to be one of those people!
10. When you are speaking to someone use the word ‘like’ all the time.

And that’s it. Hope this helps you annoy someone.