20 Moments Where an Idiot Would Say Wtf?!

Published by in Offbeat
1st Feb 2017

1.       You can say WTF when your girlfriend ‘experiments’ tells you that you need to watch PG movies with her.

2.       You can say WTF when you come home from work, and there is no R rated movies on TV.

3.       You can say WTF when someone tells you to lose weight, when you know you’re only a 100-kilo person.

4.       You can say WTF when you get a parking ticket. You know you can park in a restaurant.

5.       You can say WTF when the speed limit says 100mph, and you’re only driving at 130mph.

6.       You can say WTF when you’re Big Mac doesn’t come with tomato sauce.

7.       You can say WTF when you get your period, and you’re sure you’re a guy.

8.       You can say WTF when you talk to your plants, and they tell you to go away.

9.       You can say WTF when your teacher says ‘what is the answer to 1+1?’ Because you know that the answer is Pi.

10.   You can say WTF when the manager substitutes you with another player to play on the field. You know you like the benches.

11.   You can say WTF when your team’s cheerleaders are swapped from robot dogs, to super-models. Those dogs were so much hotter.

12.   You can say WTF when you open your facebook account on your birthday and find your profile filled with happy b’days. You liked it when it was clean.

13.   You can say WTF when your air-conditioner blows cold air in summer. Hot air is more comforting.

14.   You can say WTF when your imaginary friend stole your imaginary girlfriend.

15.   You can say WTF when you can only find $100 bills in your pocket, and you need a $5 to pay for the booze yesterday. You were so smart you swapped the $100 with a kid for $5. Why are people so smart these days?

16.   You can say WTF when you go to your computer and find your rich neighbor’s Paypal account open with a balance of $2,567,323.565 You were so surprised of how much money it was, and decided to take $0.565 only. The neighbor’s gonna be real mad at you.

17.   You can say WTF when your go to the supermarket and can’t find any loaf of bread with enough mold on it. It kind of adds the extra flavor that tingle your tongue.

18.   You can say WTF for going to a blind-date and find out that the date is your ex-imaginary girlfriend; and the tab was on you.

19.   You can say WTF when you’re shoes stopped talking back to you.

20.   You can say WTF after reading this article, and You can say WTF to the poor guy that goes through all this, and luckily, he’s imaginary.

  • Aiden

    Something different here!

  • Brian

    I’m afraid I don’t know what to say.

  • Adam

    Ruby… haha

  • Luis

    wtf?

  • Charles

    Exactly.