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21 Things to Do with Hollow, Chocolate Rabbits

Published by slowslow in Offbeat
March 26, 2008

So you have all those chocolate rabbits and don’t know what to do with them? Here are some ideas.

  1. Pretend they are real.
  2. See how fast you can eat one.
  3. Stomp them into someone’s carpet.
  4. Throw one at someone.
  5. Let them mate.
  6. Put them in the microwave.
  7. #6 with the packaging.
  8. Leave them on someone’s doorstep, knock, run.
  9. Tell them about your issues.
  10. Put one in a random old lady’s purse.
  11. Draw a mustache on all of them.
  12. Bite off the ear, put fireworks in it, attach long fuse, light fuse, #8.
  13. See how many holes you can put in it before it breaks.
  14. #6, put in someone’s pool.
  15. #6, put on someone’s butt.
  16. Get in bed with it.
  17. Teach it the euphonium.
  18. Play the glockenspiel along side it.
  19. Put deodorant on it.
  20. Put something that makes a loud noise in it, #8.
  21. Eat them. Enjoy.

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