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Summer is a great time to go to the beach and take in a baseball game. There are so many things to do. Here is a list of activities that you would be wise not to do this summer:

1.   Go swimming in shark infested water.

2.   Go rollerblading in the middle of a freeway.

3.   Making love by a mosquito infested swamp.

4.   Building an ant farm using fire ants.

5.   Trying to fly a broomstick like Harry Potter.

6.   Going swimming in a lake that has a sign posted “Unsafe Water.”

7.   Playing a game called tossed the lighted firecrackers.

8.   Making love in a field of poison ivy.

9.   Playing your trumpet in the middle of a public library.

10. Yelling during the middle of a movie, “I have the swine flu.”

11. Stalking Adam Lambert dressed as a member of Kiss.

12. Setting up a stand selling Barack Obama dolls that were made in China.

13. Playing golf over a freeway overpass.

14. Eating three helpings of beans and then going to a public library.

15. Teasing a pitbull named Lucifer.

16. Watching the Cartoon Network for twenty-four hours straight.

17. Playing toss the squirrel with a real live squirrel.

18. Trying to hit a skunk with your sling shot.

19.  Setting up twenty email accounts and keeping each one up-to-date.

20.  Going out with your girlfriend’s best friend who is known as “The Blabber.”

21.  Taking snapshots of a tornado that is fifty feet away from you.

22.  Street racing right next to a police station.

23.  Taking off your bra and shouting, “Look what inflation has done for me.”

24.  Riding your bike into quicksand.

25.  Playing video games two inches away from the TV screen for twenty-four hours and then shouting, “I’m a mult-colored mutant from the land of the Tooth Fairy.”

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