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A Lovely Pair of Tits

Published by Thespeakman in Offbeat
April 14th, 2011

A nice little tale of some Great Tits – not what you think.

A Lovely Pair Of Tits

Those expecting to read about Breasts, boobs and fulsome fun bags – sorry to disappoint you.

In my garden is a big old tree and on that tree, about two metres high is a nesting box. I got the box a few years ago and fixed it to the tree. I was hoping to get a nice view of native birds rearing their young.

It has been there for a couple of years now and to be perfectly honest, it looks a little tatty. We have never seen any of our winged visitors show an interest. I was planning to take it down – seemed a waste of time.

So this morning standing in the kitchen having the third cup of wake up coffee, I was looking at the box and thinking I will rip that off today. Just as I was looking at it, a little head popped out. The head was then followed by the body – it was a Great Tit. Growing up in the 70’s before internet and Xboxes, we had to amuse ourselves – My little hobby was bird watching… Yeah yeah I know – LOSER!

Anyway you are distracting me – back to the Tit, it flew away from the box and was replaced by another; this one had a twig in it’s mouth – HOORAY. The Tits were setting up home in my tatty old bird box… So Cool!

I am going to enjoy watching this unfold over the next month or two and I think it will interest the kids.

I will keep you informed.

 

Image by sarniebill1 Away for a few days, keep well via Flickr

 

 

 

Image by sarniebill1 Away for a few days, keep well via Flickr

 

WHAT?? Did my title mislead you? I can’t imagine why. Seemed quite obvious I was going to discuss a pair of Great Tits I had seen.

Out of interest though – do you think people will read this article expecting breasts? Or do you think people won’t read it at all because of the title?

It is fun, playing with words and messing with perceptions.

I think I will have fun with the keywords and tags as well.

Next time I will discuss Uranus, followed by a disturbing story of the next door neighbour who showed his cock to me… I told him his garden wasn’t big enough to keep chickens…. WHAT? You lot have filthy minds – Tut Tut.

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  1. Posted April 14, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    Oh Cute!!

  2. Posted April 14, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    @Katie – I would have been dismayed myself if i had resorted to low tactics to get readers and views.

    @Nikita – thank you.

    @Ann – tut tut – what do you think of me – I am a gentleman – good use of the word Bosoms – not used enough I think

  3. Posted April 14, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    I was expecting something else too but this is very cute. I love your interaction at the end saying we all have filthy minds lol. I am sure your kids will love it too.

  4. Posted April 16, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    I just love the little titmouse, A very nice picture.

  5. Posted April 18, 2011 at 1:21 am

    hahaha! I am thinking of another tit..

  6. Posted April 18, 2011 at 5:02 pm

    Where’s the picture of that box you used? The birds are lovely.

  7. Posted April 21, 2011 at 11:23 pm

    that’s so cute.. I hope i could experience the same thing..

  8. Posted April 29, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    I totally get how fun it is to mess with people’s heads. And those birds are that squirrels backup. I read a later article before this one.

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