A Series of Unfortunate Thongs
Thongs – Five examples of when the thong is wrong.
OK, the title of this article has a little story behind it…….
My mum wanted to buy my daughter a book for Easter, instead of an egg. She requested a list what books she was reading – to prevent duplicating – I emailed a list over – but must have had a “blonde moment” (no offense meant to blondes!),whilst typing, the books titles “A Series of Unfortunate Events” and “Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging” they mysteriously amalgamated into “A Series of Unfortunate Thongs”
I am still awaiting the inevitable back-lash regarding the inappropriate choice of reading matter for a ten year old.
BUT it would have been a shame not to take advantage of such an unexpected but intriguing title!
Thongs – a bizarre underwear revolution – They look great on some people…..but for others they are just wrong!
When are Thongs all Wrong?
I have set out five examples below.
1 – Thongs on Show
Thongs were invented to eradicate VPL – Visible Panty Line which is apparently a fashion no-no- Since the advent of the thong revolution, however, I have seen more underwear on show …in public than ever before! I bet you have too!
How is this more acceptable than VPL?
Thongs image by jadda6 on Photobucket
If your pants ride low, your thong is on show! Keep your pants up high, it’s less shocking to the eye.
2 – Thongs on the Beach
Thongs on the beach are a great way of achieving a maxi tan, however, unfortunately, most of us don’t have bodies like Pamela Anderson – and although I believe that our society is far too image conscious and that we are all natural beauties, whatever our age, size or shape. Personally I have no desire to traumatise the innocent on the beach so would steer away from public displays of “thongery” which some may find offensive.
Thongs image by LIB94cor on Photobucket
3 – Men In Thongs
Men – Please stick to pants or shorts in public!! In my opinion, men in thongs = unholy. Even if it is Thong Thursday!!!???!!!
Thongs on men can only be good for comedic effect!
Borat image by jordanjackthomas on Photobucket
4 – Thongs As Robbery Face Masks
It seems that the traditional robbery mask of tights over the head is now been modernised.
The link below describes how a robber used a small green thong to hide his identity whilst emptying the shelves of a shop in Colorado LINK TO NEWS ITEM
Very wrong on so many Levels!
The image below is not a robber – but just a demonstration of how a thong mask works.
Thong face image by naests on Photobucket
5 – The New “C String” Thong
Take a look at this bad boy! – Yes – this instrument of torture is supposed to be the ultimate thong – no visible lines at all – but I ask you – Why, why, why would anyone other than a masochist don this item?
This is an accident waiting to happen!
I am sure that many will disagree with my points – will argue that thongs are the greatest invention in the universe – if so -let me know x