Improving your vocabulary is a very…ah…good thing to do. Allot of times, you can get a lot of… ah…good words from the…ah…that big book with all the words in it. You could also use the…ah…that other book that tells you other words to use sometimes. They are usually next to each other on the shelf. The shelf with all the books on it, in that place with all the books with numbers on the side of them, and that old lady who gives you dirty looks when you ask her what is the best way to dry off a book after you’ve dropped it in the toilet. They give you a card? Anyway.

Another good way to learn more words is to go to…that place with the desks and chairs and they give you…ah…stuff to do at home for the next time you go back to…ah…the same place again. Sometimes when I want to learn more words I…ah…look at a book and copy down words I don’t get. Then I bring them to…ah…that women who I know since I was born, and she helps me to…ah…get em’. Here is 5 words that I just…ah…did not forget yet:

“Flammable” – it’s the same word as ‘inflammable’. I guess it means that something can burn 2 times?

“Joy” – it means happy. Makes sense when you think of it, they both end with a ‘Y’.

“Black” – apparently it’s a color AND some people too!

“Round” – a circle and a way to get somewhere.

 “Ambidextrous” – term to describe fine motor ability, void of ataxic quality, for physical movement not dominated by a hemispheric preference. Well, who doesn’t know that?

The more of those kind of words you know, the more that get put into your…ah…head. No! Your Brian, sorry. The more that get put into your Brian and the less dumb you get every…ah…time the sun goes up and down while your awake. So, learn words more…ah…a lot of the time and do what you can to make the words you know have…ah… some boom to em’.