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Bumper Sticker Fun
Some of the best bumper stickers I have seen in my travels.
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I am so sick of reading the news and writing articles about it. It is most of the time depressing and sad. I decided it was time for all of us to have a few laughs so here goes.
When I am out on the road I love reading bumper stickers on cars as they pass by. Here are a few of the best ones I have seen so far.
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1. Born Free taxed to Death
2. Conserve toilet paper use both sides
3. Borned to fish, forced to work
4. Hang up and drive
5. Don’t steel the Government hates competition
6. I want to be like barbie that bitch has everything
7.My cubicle is my secret land of make believe
8. Beer doesn’t make you fat it makes you lean
9. Very funny Scottie now beam down my clothes
10. If you can read this I can slam on my brakes and sue you
11. Grow your own dope plant a man
12. Your just jealous cause the voices are talking to me not you
13. Be nice to your kids they will pick out your nursing home.
14.Too many freaks not enough circuses
15. I thought I wanted a career turns out I just wanted a paycheck
OK there is my list. I hope at least one of the above brought a smile to your face.
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Interesting
I hope to read more interesting articles in future from you
Best Regards
Hilarious: I really loved ‘Jesus is coming Look busy’
But I am afraid my alltime favourite will remain:
‘Take death off the road Drive on the pavement’
(at least until you come up with an ever better one)
Not just one. I laughted all the way through. Thank you.
These stickers are really FUNNY! They make you laughing and laughing! Thanks and have my liked it!
cool stuff. if only you can’t find some bumper stickers in our country.
There are lots of funny ones there. I really enjoyed that piece.
Christine
“Can’t feed em, Don’t breed em” I love that one best
I laugh when I see “ALL Live is important” bumper stickers.. I want to make notes for them “so… why are there so many dead bugs on the grill of your car?”
very interesting article, thanks for sharing!
Haha, I really like this! Especially number 10! Thank you for making my daily piece of laughter… brilliant article.
Lol Excellent article. Loved it and it made my dat. Thanks!
A fun read!
The “4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions” is hilarious………. lots of fun stuff here!
Blessings.
Sincerely,
-Liane Schmidt.
Great read..I totally enjoyed this piece!
Funny! Some of these would make me laugh out loud, and probably get in an accident, if I saw them while I was driving.
Funny ones,here is one for you:
Adam was a happy man, he had no mother in law.
Hilarious! Thanks for this, really makes me laugh!
This was antastic sticker collection..some of them are really funny..Thanks for sharing.
Great post—really funny. We don’t seem to get bumper stickers in England.
You have creatively entertained us!