Ever Wondered……why????

Published by in Offbeat
19th Feb 2017

 

  • Why is lemon juice made of artificial lemon and dishwashing liquid made with real lemon?
  • Why is the 3rd hand of a clock called SECOND hand?
  • Why is ”abbreviated” such a long word?
  • Why is’nt there a special name for the top of your feet?
  • Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
  • Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
  • Why is the time of the day with the slowest traffic called rush hour??
  • Why don’t you ever  see the headline “PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY”?
  • Why is the p[erson who inves sts all your money callesed a broker?
  • Why is that doctors call what they do practice?
  • Why does the  our sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
  • Why is that to stop windows you click on “START”?
  • Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you cant drink and drive?
  • Do you need a silencer if you gonna shoot a mime?
  • You know how most packages say “OPEN HERE”, what is the prorocol if it says “OPEN SOMEWHERE ELSE”?
  • Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  • WHy do they call it TV set when you get only 1 piece?
  • What do you do when you see eat an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
  • If a book about failures does’nt sell, is it a success?
  • If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read alright?
  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
  • If a turtle does’nt have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
  • When it rains, why dont sheep shrink?
  • So, whats the speed of dark?
  • Is’nt disney world a peoples trap run by a mouse?
  • Why is a person playing a piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar not a racist?
  • How come we choose from just 2 people to run for president but 50 for miss India?