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Everything is Funnier with a Mustache

Published by Paula Mitchell Bentley in Offbeat
November 13th, 2008

Mustaches seem to have a culture all of their own. Some people just think they’re funny while others seem to live and die by the ’stache.

While writing another article about funny personal ads, I came across an ad that mentioned that the guy looking for love had a mustache.

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Everything else in the ad is completely normal.  But when he mentions that he has a mustache, I burst out laughing!  This has lead me to believe that everything is funnier with a mustache.  The guy, for some unknown reason, had to mention that he had the mustache as though it was part of his definition of himself.  Does this mean that he won’t shave it off ever?  Is it an integral part of his being?  Anyways, I digress.

A few years back, my son got a spy set as a gift and it included a fake mustache.  I had some friends over and he was showing off his new spy set.  One of my girlfriends put on the fake mustache.  Instantly she transformed into the drummer from Black Sabbath.  It was hysterical.

This does not mean in any way that I dislike mustaches.  My husband in fact sports one along with a goatee.  It just makes him look distinguished.  On others, they are just funny.

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Such a beautiful girl.  With a mustache — funny.  No mustache — beautiful.  This one reminds me of the famous milk commercials with the milk mustaches on the rich and famous.

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Similar to the shot above.  With mustache — funny.  Without mustache — cute dog.  He looks awfully serious.  Maybe the mustache does suit him.  You be the judge.

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Is this adorable tot trying to be more like her Grandpa by sporting a ’stache?  I can just picture the two of them riding in a Transam convertible…

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Then, of course, there’s the old classic stand-by of the fake glasses-nose-mustache combo.  Adds a little mystery to one’s persona.

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There’s a user on Flickr named clareh61 who’s images highlight the hilarity of mustaches.  They have photo shopped a stylish ’stache onto all sorts of famous images.  My personal favorite is the Energizer Bunny.  I don’t know why but to me he looks like he belongs in some strange 70’s porno.  I think I have issues!

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This sexy pin-up is given an entirely different feel with the addition of the Flickr mustache.  Definitely startling, that’s for sure!

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Or what about President Elect, Barrack Obama sporting the same facial hair style?  I think it totally ages him, somehow.  Priceless.

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There is, of course, a whole culture of people who are mustache aficionados.  Men growing all sorts of intricate, complex mustaches for a variety of reasons.   There are dozens of articles on this topic, I’m sure.  I think that some men see the mustache as a way to get people to view them differently.  Seeing this guy definitely makes me smile, that’s for sure.

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This final image is my favorite.  This guy had to tattoo another face just so that he could have two chances at facial hair fun!  Imagine the maintenance that this look requires though.  He even has hair on his eyebrows on the back of his head.  Astounding and hysterical all at the same time!

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  1. Posted November 13, 2008 at 2:30 am

    Very creative and entertaining – that last picture is mad x

  2. Posted November 13, 2008 at 2:49 am

    You are right! Mustache makes everything funnier. Especially when it’s a big one! Nice article, thanks for sharing :)

  3. weegysgram
    Posted November 13, 2008 at 5:38 am

    I’ve always been attracted to men with mustaches but some of these seem a little much even for me lol. Great article, I really enjoyed it, thanks.

  4. Posted November 13, 2008 at 9:40 am

    Eww! -That last picture, scary! Rather interesting though.
    Great article!

    -thestickman

  5. Posted November 13, 2008 at 9:41 am

    no hitler tache???

    it was still good:)

  6. Posted November 13, 2008 at 9:49 am

    i totally want to be that last guy

  7. Posted November 13, 2008 at 11:07 am

    guess I have every reason to keep my mustache. this is a very creative article and clearly presented.

  8. Posted November 13, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    That was a great piece to get the smile muscles up and working! Too funny, I love the pic with the tattoo on the guy’s head. Hilarious. My husband sports the same goatee and mustache, now I’m going to try not to laugh when I see him.

    My grandma made her son’s rub garlic on the upper lips (I hear it burned like heck – I imagine it didn’t smell that great either…lol). Now they both have full mustaches and she swears it is attributed to the garlic (her poor grandsons, always trying to ring them in to the garlic lips cult. Lol) and refuses to believe it was just genetics. Too funny, this article reminded me of her and I could just picture a mini-granma to the side of each pic wielding a nasty garlic glove!

  9. joystick7
    Posted November 13, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    Pretty humour!!

  10. Posted November 13, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    I have a mustache…but I think I look funnier without it. :p

    Good article to make people smile.

  11. Posted November 13, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Does the ear of the guy on the last photo facing at his back?ha ha ha. I really had a laugh. Thank you!

  12. Posted November 13, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    lol…

  13. Posted November 13, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    Great fun article. Enjoyed reading it.lol

  14. Posted November 13, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    This is hilarious – and so true, why is that?! I love the energizer bunny with a mustache! *:)

    Blessings.

    Sincerely,

    -Liane Schmidt.

  15. Posted November 14, 2008 at 6:01 am

    very nice article with good pics!! makes one smile :-) !!

  16. shira502211
    Posted November 14, 2008 at 6:23 am

    th@ is nasty lol i luved it

  17. Posted November 14, 2008 at 9:11 am

    An enjoyable read! Very funny! Thanks!

  18. Posted November 14, 2008 at 10:05 am

    The stache on the back of the head is great!

  19. Posted November 14, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    lol x lol = Great LOL!… And have you read the Google Ads? Mustache Mugs! Ah, love it!

  20. Posted November 14, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Thanks Patrick for pointing out the google ads — they’re hysterical! Match.com and mustache mugs and cups on ebay. I’ll definitely be checking those out. Not match.com — just the mugs.

  21. Posted November 14, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    I laughed all the way through this one. I really needed it but it was so funny I had to share the article with a few friends…Keep it up always good stuff.

  22. Posted November 14, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    Now that Barrack is in office I think he should do the moustache thing. Looked kinda like a badass to me. People would probably take him more seriously also. It’d be a bit intimidating. Good article.

  23. Posted November 15, 2008 at 11:04 am

    lol i really like this soe great pics really funny

  24. Posted November 15, 2008 at 11:55 pm

    pretty funny…I like when fans do this at baseball games with stache’s or goatees (sp?)

  25. Posted June 30, 2011 at 9:34 pm

    Hahah! Awesome. You can actually buy the dog toy that makes your dog look like he has a mustache. It’s amazing….

    http://www.best5everything.com/best5ListPages/unusual-dog-toys-84791.php

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