1. Garlic

   Chili,cheese,eggs,blue cheese

2. Blue Cheese

   Cabbage, potato salad,with boiled eggs

3. Potato Salad

   Chili beans,beans,eggs, spareribs,onions,milk

4. Cabbage

   Eggs,cheese,cabbage,milk

5. Chili Beans

   Garlic,chili beans,blue cheese,eggs,milk

6. Milk

   Cabbage,potato salad,beans,milk

7. Eggs (Hard Boiled)
   

   Spareribs,eggs, cheese,blue cheese,potato salad

8. Cheese

   Garlic,milk,eggs,cheese

9. Spare Ribs

   Cabbage,blue cheese, milk

10. Onions

     Eggs,cheese,beans,onions,milk

It has been my personal professional experience,

that freshly chopped garlic two table spoons

full mixed with onions,cheese,beans and topped

off with blue cheese and green peppers,this will

produce some of the most horrific flatulence possible.

The response came at a casino when others

feedback at a close by slot machine

could not stand my flatulence. They cashed

out from their machine and moved on.

Needless to say my lady was truly disturbed,by

this but totally used to my bedroom antics

of the old “fan the blanket” routine.It was

so stank,that I believe I totally topped off

any other fart I myself deployed out of my

anus into the atmosphere.

We still reminisce the potent vapors of no

the heck you did not,but I did.Relative Natural

Fart Stank Process.RNFSP is will power times food

and then triggered by first sitting and

allowing the gases to accumulate.

Taking a short stroll then body

positioning is important.Place your

legs slightly elevated as in greyhound bus seating

position,also if at home on bended knees

leaning over the couch or bed.

Mixed into blend with the air up to

about 60-40 or 75-25% that lingers and

trails as you walk by.If your fart does

not linger it was not a good fart.

Reoccuring fart syndrome and the

“walk back.”

This simply means, leave to

get away to clear nostrils and walk back

a few minutes later to check.

Thats a “double doozy” when it still stanks.

Let your efforts be applauded by the

slapping of buttcheeks,in a rolling rumble

of thunder of continued further flatulence.

The triple doozy is when it soaks into your

clothes your seat and other surroundings,

fibrous woven materials and stays and

must be washed out. Simply put when others

walk away they walk away with your fart

trailing also.

The best places to fart,elevators,check out

lines in anystore, the local or greyhound

bus,train car,and classrooms.My personal

favorite the bus.Oh and blame it on some

one else especially the person who just

got off.