Fortune cookies can make you smile or frown. Some fortune cookies are downright mysterious while others are strange. Here are fifteen

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fortune cookies sayings that are quite strange and unusual:

1.   You are about to suffer a Yak attack. Quick, hide under the cupboard.

2.   The bearded lady across the street has a fatal attraction to you.

3.   Don’t look now, but you are being followed by a bunch of silly clowns in a tiny car.

4.   Beware of the vanilla waffers that have no vanilla but plenty of peanut butter. They have been recalled.

5.   Your girlfriend loves you to pieces. Be careful when you approach her. You don’t know which pieces that she loves.

6.   The zebra salutes you as she sings Stars and Stripes forever.

7.   Your nose is as long as a hose. It also drips like a hose too.

8.   Don’t eat like a pig or you might become infected by the Swine flu.

9.   You don’t need to wear a collar to be a teacher’s pet.

10. Do not watch any of the Saw movies. They are pure torture.

12. Iron Man may be a super hero, but he doesn’t know how to iron clothes.

13. Zombies are in your backyard. Oops, my mistake. It was a bunch of Wall Street executives.

14. Take a look in the mirror. You are being possessed by a gigantic zit.

15. A flock of birds is going to descend upon your head, and they are not dropping gifts of pleasure.