Anyone who flies frequently, at some point, must wonder how that airline personnel can keep smiling. How they can keep treating you well, even though they can’t always like you. And how can they keep their appearance so nice, it remains a riddle to us all. Next time I run into a gin-tonic drinking pilot at the Ibis hotel somewhere, I’ll go ask for the secret.

If you practice a dangerous sport like racing cars, you will crash for sure. In order to stay alive, it is not the point of not crashing, but in staying on the track when it goes wrong. Hence came forth this motivational poster.

I don’t dislike bikes. Yet it is foolish to assume that the bike can replace the car. It is foolish to make a bike that costs as much as a car and can do almost all the same things except that it’s not as safe, not as comfortable and it doesn’t have a trunk. Hence came forth this demotivational picture.

I know it doesn’t make any sense, but the picture just screamed to be used. Every dangerous situation can be compared to this. One step can be fatal, as soon as blood is drawn, you’re dead meat. I just took one situation that doesn’t look like this, but is just as dangerous and added is as the subtext.

Akihabara is a district in Tokyo, Japan. It is filled with the most nerdy things in the world. Besides the people who see it as a tourist attraction the only people who come there are nerds. Any kind of nerds: from techno geeks to trekkies, to manga freaks, to adult video addicts… If you need a spare part they stopped producing four years ago, this is probably the only place on earth where they still sell it.