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Five Reasons Nudity Shouldn’t be Allowed
Five Reasons it’s a good thing Nudity is illegal!
If you read my other article “5 Reasons Nudity should be allowed” then you know I don’t have a big opinion on the matter. But with an article titled that, how could I not write a second opposite one. So here it is, 5 Reasons nudity shouldn’t be allowed:
1. People would seriously use the slip and fall excuse
Yes, sickening but probably true. I’m sure someone out there would try to use it for why he cheated on his woman.
2. Car accidents would happen more often
How can you not check out the fine looked naked person walking by?! Look, Look, Look…..CRASH
3. We age, sag, wrinkle, and get funny looking spots all over us
Can you say “Scare the Children”?
4. Parents would never hear the end of “Mommy what’s that?”
Questions get old when they’re directed at a million different things. The same question really gets old.
5. Every Bride would be dressed the same!
Wouldn’t that make for a lot of bitchy women. Seriously every bride goes for different than they’ve seen on other brides. No two brides wants the same dress.
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very cute. I love number 3
HILARIOUS
I agree with you at some point, some people do like no clothes on so therefore they should go somewhere hidden if they want to walk around naked, but i also think people look more attractive dressed then walking around with their bits dandling, it would put me off my food, thanks for sharing this interesting subject.
Funny, LOL
Great follow-up article. As long as we stay clothed, overweight people have no reason to lose weight. If nudity were legal everyone would be thin and shapely.
Randy