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Five Strange Varieties of Diapers

Published by fossa in Offbeat
March 12, 2009

The vast majority of people will never purchase any of the following diapers but just in case you have an incontinent male dog,a pet monkey or a pet goose loose in your house with diarrhea here are some awesome diaper ideas.

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Bird Diapers

You think you get mad when a bird craps on your car just wait until you let your pet bird out of his cage and he craps on your new 60 Inch High Def TV.

Now with bird diapers you can let the bird out of his cage to fly around the house and your house will be bird kamikaze free.

Horse Diapers

So you bought a covered wagon and some clydesdale horses. How do you keep the clydesales from crapping on the wagon,your feet, or main street. Thats one of the many reasons horse diapers were invented.  Baby powder and wipes not included. I prefer to use a fire hose when cleaning off Clydesdales. Not that I ever had to but how do you apply butt cream to keep the clydesdale horse from developing a butt rash?

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Monkey Diapers

MonkeyNeeds.com sells diapers for monkeys. They have a wide variety diapers and clothing for Monkeys. Monkey diapers tend not to be as reliable as bird diapers because the monkeys have been know to rip off their own diaper and begin imitating a professional baseball pitcher.

Cloth Diapers

I know cloth diapers are not really strange but I have never known anybody that uses cloth diapers. Sure I know older people who talk about how they “use to always use cloth” but thats it. I have never been over to somebodies house and they were washing cloth diapers.

I have discovers through the powers of google the #1 Cloth forum for people to buy,trade, and swap cloth diapers.

They say that disposable diapers are bad for the landfill but if you use clothe diapers then you must use more water for the washing of them. Which of them are truly better for the enviroment?

Dog Diapers

The “Mr. Peepers Male Wraps Belly Bands” is a diaper for male dogs. Looks like it’s a “Happy Sock” for incontinet dogs. If you read up on “leakage” from male dogs it will surprise you at how contaminated your home could be.

There are many more types of diapers. This diaper article is just a small sampling of the many types of diapers that are out on the market for sale.

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