Good Ol’ Bush Making Me Roll Around Laughing My Ass Off

Published by in Offbeat
5th Dec 2016

I love these video clips with Bush saying silly things. Apologies if I got anything wrong myself, parts of it was not as clear as I would’ve liked. This is meant to be funny not offensive.

The highlights:

  • I know human beings and fish can coexist peacefully
  • America needs a military where our breast and brightest are proud to serve.
  • Our enemies are innovative and resourceful; and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people; and neither do we.
  • America is looking for someone to restore dignity to the White House.
  • If you’re a single mother with 2 children which is the toughest job in America and you’re working hard to put food on your family.
  • There’s an old saying in Tennessee, fool me once shame on….. shame on you……. you can’t fool me again.
  • How many kids do you have? 3? 4? I don’t know why I asked that…. Oh I know why I asked that.
  • The best way to defeat this enemy in the long run is to deny them the recruiting tools…. I mean recruitment’s.
  • Thanks for coming, welcome to the White House, thanks for coming.
  • Last night Gem (or Jim?) and I had some crabs. We were like members of the 1972 Miami Dolphins. Dan with his really dynamic wife, Dede.
  • I see Laura grimace a little bit, she says things are gonna get awfully windy.
  • 1…2…3, 4.
  • Let there be a stable Iran… and Iran that is capable of rejecting Iranian influence :D ….I mean Iraq.
  • I met a onion grower at the airport today. He said you gotta help me find people full of onions.
  • Yeah uh… tide turning… I was raised in a desert but it’s easy to see tides turn.