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Hilarious Signs and Billboards

Published by Simon Belmont in Offbeat
August 11, 2009

Just what the title says.

#1. I couldn’t figure out what this sign is for other then warning people about the sign it’s self but it’s funny either way.

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#2. I have no clue why the owners couldn’t keep this establishment running…..or what kind of establishment there running.

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#3) Sounds more like a challenge then a warning. Who says lubricated fences are dangerous?

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#4. This one was spotted by a Woman in San Francisco. San Francisco seems like an eventful place huh?

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#5. These guys mean business….. I know i wouldn’t mess around with them.

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#6. Enter? Do not enter? Up down left right in out Ahhhh! Nothing makes sense anymore.

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#7. Thank god they cleared up any confusion. You don’t want to know what the bathroom looked like before they put this sign up.

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#8. And again thanks for caring and noticing.

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#9. Now what does the sign say? Hmmm. I believe its the opposite of what your doing.

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#10. Pit bulls are already scary as it is. They don’t need aids.

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#11. We’ll bill your family. Why are the skull and crossbones around the fine?

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#12. I’ll pass thank you. In case you didn’t get it, its a restaurant and gas station.

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#13. Get out……..now. It also looks like somebody shot the sign?

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#14. Tough decision. What oh what should I do.

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#15. Hehehe. OOL.

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#16. So this is what hooking looks like. Are those three condoms on the ground?

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#17. Well that’s embarrassing. Which one Arkansas or Bill Clinton?

 

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#18. Wha-wha-what? What do you mean lord?

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#19. How much are they usually? 2 drinks for the price of 3?

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#20. Don’t drink and make signs. How could you misspell  don’t.

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There you go everybody that was my list if hilarious signs. All of the above images are property of others so I cited the source in which I found each image underneath the picture. Hope you enjoyed these ridiculous signs thanks for reading.

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  1. Posted August 12, 2009 at 6:47 am

    LOL! neat gallery :D

  2. Posted August 13, 2009 at 6:46 am

    Hehehehahahaha..in Oz..we have some pretty odd signage too Simon..but those signs up there take the cake (so to speak).

    Sign#1: Maybe they’re taking the piss (foolin’ around)..um..we live in a highly litigious world..perhaps the council was covering all their bases..bit over the top if ya ask me..hehehaha.
    Sign#2: Pretty hard to tell ya the answer to that one when I can’t see the pic!..hahaha.
    Sign#3: Hehehaha..not a challenge I’d wanna take on.
    Sign#4: No comment..hehehaha..oh man.
    Sign#5: Ouch!!!
    Sign#6: ???..Enter at own risk.
    Sign#7: Can’t see that pic neither.
    Sign#8: Der.
    Sign#9: Hehehahaha..gives a whole new meaning to the word molest don’t it..not a good choice of word.
    Sign#10: Would have liked to have seen that one..my dad breeds ‘em.
    Sign#11: Because they don’t know the difference between poisons and electrocution?
    Sign#12: Got it.
    Sign#13: Hehehahahaha..holy sh*t!..I’d rather pick up an inmate than a crocodile or snake..hehehahaha.
    Sign#14: I have one word..Nimbin.
    Sign#15: Hehehahaha..what a beauty!!
    Sign#16: Politically correct?..hehehahaha.
    Sign#17: Hehehahaha..oh sh*t!!!
    Sign#18: When I was a kid I remember reading something similar to this in a church bulletin: ‘The service will close with “Little drops of water” – one of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in’….hehehehahaha.
    Sign#19: No pic mate…hehehahaha.
    Sign#20: Have no idea unless you’ve been drinking yourself..hehehahaha.
    What a ripper!!!

  3. Posted August 13, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Simon the last one is the best, obviously painted by illegal aliens that steal more work with no sense of our language or they were slightly half in the bag. Really like the pit bull with aids,lol, that’s a new one and of course the skull and bones. You have a great sense of humor for the wicked and I enjoy more and more everything I read of yours. Thumbs up man. 10/10

  4. Posted August 13, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    HiHo they work for me? Thanks for your lengthy critique lol. Haha your right Richard hit the nail on the friggen head.

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