Every girl has a moment in her life that she thinks “I want a pink dragon!!”.
Here you can read how to get one! Don’t worry ladies, it’s not black magic or anything… it’s pink magic.

First you’ll have to go to the supermarket and buy:

• One giant cage (to keep your dragon in)
• A dozen carrots (pink dragons are vegetarians and watch their weight)
• 6 hamburgers (you’ll need the calories to get that cage home!)
• One French “greatest hits” CD
• ear plugs (so you don’t have to listen to that French crap)

Once you’ve got all the items, put on the CD. (CAUTION:EAR PLUGS!)
Put two of the carrots in your nose so the dragon knows you’re a cute vegetable-loving girl.
Then say:
 
Pinkie winkie dragonie, I like carrots and this crappie musicie.
Come now and be my special pet!

Congratulations! You just got yourself a pink dragon!!
Please reply if this worked for you.