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How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

Published by Jehru5 in Offbeat
September 10, 2009

All plans should have a back up.

PREPARATION

Know the quickest way to your local wal-mart.

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Get a big vehicle with lots of gas and barricade the windows.

Watch all the wilderness survival shows you have access to.

WHEN THEY COME

  1. Go to wal-mart and barricade  everywhere but leave an area for escape.
  2. sneak away 1 can of canned food and 1 bottle of water and conceal them from the rest of the group (if you can hide more do it).
  3. Hold out till help comes if zombies get close to the last line of defense throw a group member in front of you and run out the exit with your food and water.
  4. Go into the wilderness and survive with your food, water and drink the water in the canned food if it has it.

NOTES

  1. Keep a machete on you for the wilderness and as a last resort.
  2. if you get bitten have a group member decapitate you and if you have no group shoot yourself in the head.
  3. If a group member gets bitten decapitate them whether they ask or not
  4. Don’t waste shots bye killing group members with them (use a melee weapon like a machete) and shooting zombies in the body (aim for the head)

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