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How to Survive a Zombie Apocolypse: Part One

Published by bobstevu in Offbeat
August 20, 2009

The top tips on what to do when the earth will be overrun by the living dead.

Part 1: weapons

When it comes to weapons you want to make a good choice or your as good as dead. For example if you run around throwing Molotov cocktails your gonna be completely screwed because zombies don’t feel pain. And as my grandpa always told me, “the only thing worse than zombies is flaming zombies.”

If your going to use explosives you want to go with something practical like grenades or mines. they will clear out the zombies fast and make sure they don’t ever come back.

If you prefer close combat you will want to use something lightweight and sharp. If your swinging something heavier like a machete you’ll be killed because its hard to get in a lot of swings and it will get stuck in a zombie and your screwed. You don’t want anything loud and noisy because that will attract more zombies and more zombies means more trouble. So chainsaws are a no.

Projectile weapons are helpful but you don’t want to rely on them too much. If you do you’ll eventually run out of bullets and have no way of defending yourself. But that doesn’t mean they won’t save you. Pistols are good because they are small and you can move them around easy. Sub-machine guns are pretty good but they jam a lot. Sniper rifles…no. only use them if your at a spot you know the zombies cant get to and you need to clear a path. if your in close combat with that you’ll have no room to move it to shoot them.

coming soon: part 2: Location, Location, Location

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