Aries (March 21-April 19) – Your usually reliable airies four-door is going to be a little needy this week. Make sure you pat the dashboard and whisper the words, “Pretty girl,” into the steering wheel or she’ll be a bit squeaky.

Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20) – That Dodge mini-van you have been driving for years has been driven a little too hard lately. Search for pesky hidden rust spots and send your baby to the car-spa.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – Ever notice how your Gemini vehicle always feels like its pulling to the left, then to the right? It’s due for an alignment.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – What have you been doing inside of that Cancer car to make it so nervous? The shocks are worn and its a little leaky.

Leo (July 23 – Aug 22) – Your Leo car is beautiful, as long as you leave it in the driveway.

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22) – Your Virgo wheels are getting restless. Time for a road trip!

Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22) – That Libra Lamborgini that looks so good is willing to go the extra mile, but not until after an oil change and a tune-up.

Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21) – That Scorpio SUV limo looks mighty fine, but it will be cranky somewhere in the carbuerator region.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21) – Your unreliable Sag will surprise you this month by giving you a smooth ride until somewhere around the 20th. Then watch out, its going to get bumpy.

Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19) – So maybe your car is a little slow to warm up. She’s good, reliable, steady. Except for the upholstery, which is coming apart at the seams.

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18) – Your Aquarian off-roader is good to go, but if you are on the road, and you think you are going faster than the speedometer says, you probably are. Watch out for flashing lights!

Pisces (Feb 19 – March 20) – Your usually flawless ride is going to behave a little oddly this month, making strange noises and leaving little puddles in the driveway. Whatever you think it is at first is probably wrong.