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Published by thestickman in Offbeat
August 17, 2009
Billboards, placards, products and posted notes that show we cannot help but be funny most of the time.
Read the Signs
Either way, the intrepid trespasser can expect to be served his own ‘nads on toast. I do have to wonder though what this place is storing that requires bloodthirsty command dogs and radiation hazard on the premises. Ask not ‘who let the dogs out.’ But ask ‘do they bite?’ My guess would be YES!
Doggie Dump?
Water pollution is a threat, and most communities require that you pick-up your dog’s fecal droppings. Dog waste (poo, poop, feces, etc.) that is unscooped gets swept into storm drains with the rain and ends up in the rivers and lakes where it contributes greatly to high levels of coliform bacteria. This bacterial pollution chokes and kills aquatic plant life, which further poisons the water. It becomes more stagnate and unclean. Fish die. The water is unfit for swimming and recreation. Clean up after your dog. No emptying of your dog allowed.
But still, -the wording of this warning sign is rather unwieldy.
As Seen on TV – Home Shopping Channel Maybe?
I bet that there must have been marital discord in this household. I would clearly have to side with the wife on this one though. The boat is blocking the driveway and the yard. I am pretty sure she made someone an eye-waterin’ deal on it to get that boat and wagon out of there.
When I got married, I had my own stuff. And so did my wife. It was two households coming together and yet I have to paraphrase a favorite comedian from television and say of this that most of my stuff didn’t survive the merger! That’s okay though. Most of my stuff was crap anyway. Just ask my wife, she’d validate this! (Just kidding, honey!)
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13 Comments
The wendys sign says a lot about the future of this country. those are some funny signs.
Very funny.
Fun stuff! Thanks for sharing.
Excellent! Brought a smile to my face!
That was an enjoyable 10 minutes. Thankyou!
Great stuff! Thanks for the article.
I’m an idiot I worked out the leetspeak before realising you had given the answer! Keep these coming I love funny signs.
Very funny article and the signs are great!
Fun silly signs.
i loled the whole time ,thanks keep it up
Great compilation!
Your signs gave me a good laugh. Who do they get to do these signs?
truly funny, i had a good laugh…