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My Secret Life as a Panda

Published by CHAN LEE PENG in Offbeat
June 11th, 2008

How much do you know about the life of Panda? I am going to tell you his story here.

Inspired by Juliane Elliot’s article.

My name spells as P-A-N-D-A. I was born in China. When my mom goes to the forest, I will accompany her to pick up food there. Mr. Quake, Ms. Croak, Mdm. Bleat, Mr. Moo, and Mrs. Bark are all my best friends. We get along very well. Triond has one collection of my album that is well-kept here. Below is my secret life to share with you.

Hey, why are you gazing at me like that? Haven’t you seen a panda nibbling at the carrot? Instead of eating bamboo, I think the carrot can help me putting on weight. Otherwise, my belly may become heavier and bigger.

My teacher gave me a lot of homework to do. Today, I don’t have a lucky choice to play with my playmates, but I’ve to suffer here doing this boring task. Oh, my god! There’s still a lot of work to be done so I’ve to get myself cracking.

“My baby boy, sit properly! Mom is going to tell you a story. Once upon a time, there lived an ugly princess but she ……….” Mom told a story with love, but I shut my ears to her lovely story as I fall asleep.

Today, I’ve a military training. The commander ordered me to crawl towards one of the enemy’s tents to spy at their attacking strategies.

Wow, what kind of flower is this! It’s amazingly fragrant! I’m going to put this on my body so that I can save on buying perfume.

This flower is indeed fragrant, but to whom shall I give it to? Thinking of this, I’m feeling a bit headache.

Save your breath, you’ll never succeed in persuading me to quit from learning Chinese Kung Fu. See my posture, cool right?

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15 Comments
  1. IcyCucky
    Posted June 11, 2008 at 6:09 am

    Beautiful pictures of Panda..

  2. RJ Evans
    Posted June 11, 2008 at 8:51 am

    Great pictures!

  3. Darlene McFarlane
    Posted June 11, 2008 at 9:07 am

    Chan your pictures were beautiful! Since I was a little girl, I have loved Pandas. Thank you for sharing.

  4. Judy Sheldon
    Posted June 11, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    Pandas are so cute. They look cuddly but probably aren’t.

  5. Liane Schmidt
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    I love this article! So adorable and written in such a fun manner!

    Best wishes.

    Sincerely,

    -Liane Schmidt.

  6. Alexa Gates
    Posted June 14, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    wonderful pictures!

  7. Juliane Elliott
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    I wrote a Giant Panda article about six days ago. You did it from a different perspective. We even had some of the same pictures.
    http://www.scienceray.com/Biology/Zoology/The-Real-Life-of-kung-Fu-Panda.136048

  8. Lucy Lockett
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    Beautiful creatures!

  9. Unknown
    Posted June 19, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    I am more than a bit offended by the anti-Arab statement; no amount of cute panda photos can make up for that.

  10. Juliane Elliorr
    Posted June 24, 2008 at 11:52 pm

    Thank you for the reference Chan!

  11. A. Nonymous
    Posted October 11, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    to #9- that “Anti-Arab statement” comes from the TV show , it’s said by a character by the name of T-Bag.

    to CLP… awesome pics! Were you in the army?

  12. ANdrew
    Posted April 7, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    man this is awesome
    we should make on ourselves
    plz recommenned sits for research about pandas

  13. Jeymy
    Posted March 14, 2011 at 7:41 pm

    beatiful pic..!!

  14. Posted March 19, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    a picture contains a thousand stories

  15. Posted April 5, 2011 at 10:17 pm

    great post,thanks.like your share.

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