One Humor Formula for Every Case
Jokes for smile to the life.
Formula to do that the telephone sounds when you are alone:
- Enter to the shower.
- Soap well your head.
- Count even three, and joust there, the telephone will sound.
In this moment two ways will be opened:
- If you attends to it, it was the wrong on.
- If you do not attend to it, twenty days later you will find out that it was an important call .
Formula to throw lemon juice to the fish:
1. Put the fish on your right ey.
2. Take a lemon and squeeze it pointing in any direction less at the eye, it never fail.
Formula in order to make a bus appears:
- Come to the stop.
- Wait twenty minutes.
- Ignite a cigarette and, in the half of the first surveyor’s pole it will appea.
Notices: There have been cases when they have appeared up to three united buses.
Be careful! one has checked scientific that to smoke bush. Do not smoke!
Formula in order that an elevator comes soon:
Just fart and and waits … It is an incredible attraction. It comes too fast…
There have been cases when one has appeared the elevator up to three times while lasts the aroma.
Formula not to be able to park near where you go:
- Do three returns to the stable looking for a place.
- Stick twenty more minutes turning up to for three stables beyond.
- It ends up by stopping finally to two local stables (15 minutes by foot).
- When you comes walking to the place there will be two or three empty places.
Warnings: be careful! it does not happen to return to look for the car, this automatically will re-occupy the empty places.
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Nice one ….Great work…
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