Personal Funny and Odd Observations

Here is a list of sorts in a random order of things i find odd or the meaning some where along the line (at least to me) got messed up or misunderstood.

• When a person says, “He drinks like a Fish,” Why is it always a reference for someone that drinks alcohol? How many fish do you know that drink that way?
• How come tomorrow never comes? Every day i live its today never tomorrow.
• Do nudist call their genitals “privates” or “publics”?
• If mice used and operated computer would they still refer to the pointing device as a mouse?
• Why do they say “First, Second and Third World Countries?” How many worlds do we all live on anyway?
• Why is it that we shake and beat on things like flashlights and remote controls when the batteries are low or run out? Do we honestly think that they will magically recharge?
• Food, How can anyone find the name Ground Chuck appetizing.
• If everyone is so concerned with having everyone eat right and healthy then why does it cost so much more to eat that way?
• People are also worried about global warming yet who really wants the opposite to happen. I don’t think i would be ready for the next ice age.
• Why is it that you can always see invisible tape?
• Why when you see a ad for toothpaste they say 4 out of 5 dentists approve it? I say forget the 5th guy and just say 4 out of 4 dentists approve it.
• Why do you never see Harry Potter using a Magic Marker?
• Why is it when you go parachuting you use a rip cord? Isn’t ripping the last thing you want to think of happening.
• Why is there no alcohol at the salad bar?
• If there was really truth in advertising there would be millions less attending fast food establishments.
• Why is it that a kool aid stains seem lasts longer then most hair dyes.
• Would a cow eat if it knew that one day it would be a hamburger?

Well this is my first writing and i have plenty more. Please look forward to more in the near future as i question even more and get into the depths of stupidity. Til next time…

If you like this your gonna love my other articles:

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http://authspot.com/thoughts/personal-funny-and-odd-observations-3/

http://authspot.com/thoughts/personal-funny-and-odd-observations-2009-year-in-review/

I am also working on my next installment as we speak and should be out by xmas 2010

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