If I were the President of The United States of America, instead of an unemployed American that never dreamed the ‘Housing Industry’ would soon resemble something that fell out of a diaper, I would try to create a job or two. 

I would have rather chewed bark off of a tree for a living than to have become an economist.  But I think they may need me to do just that, unless it is their intent to have us all remain broke.

Lets see,  give the unions, oh,  I’m sorry the ‘Auto Industry’ money so they can build cars  They are after all, the ‘life-blood of America’. (!?) Now that we have hundreds of thousands of people loosing their jobs, there will be a GIANT need for them to have access to all the shiny new cars.

Where was I…

Oh yea, If I were President, I would ask business owners to hire more people. (Tax-payers) For that I would give them tax breaks for every new employee, for 18 months.  My thought here would be, with other companies doing the same thing there might be growth spewing out into the streets.

If I were a President that didn’t really care about anything but the advancement of my friends, I would grab all the money I could from wherever I could,  I would pass it around (under the table) I have only 4 years to print as much as I want…

AMEN

Oh yea, If I were President of The United States of America,  I would probably pray once in a while.  Not in that ‘old church’ (the one that prays for hate and money) but a new one!?