Super Bowl Commercials That We Don’t Want to See

Published by Steven West in Offbeat
January 31, 2008

This is a descriptive list of commercials that we do not want to watch during the Super Bowl game.

Home Loans commercials are definitely out. Let’s foreclose on this idea immediately.
Medical ads related to the treatment of constipation, diarrhea, or gas. There is no end to how much heartburn you can get from watching these commercials.
Political ads from the Presidential contenders should be banished from the airwaves. After all, we want to be entertained when we’re watching the Super Bowl.
Martha Stewart commercials have their place. This is not one of them. The only exception is if an advertisement shows Martha being tackled by a 300-pound lineman in the linen department. Now this could be funny.
Medical ads related to anxiety or depression. If you’re losing a football bet, you’ll be depressed enough without having to watch a commercial about it.
Auto insurance commercials should be driven out of the Super Bowl. We know that we can save 25% on our car insurance. Enough already!
Dieting commercials need to be trimmed from the Super Bowl. America is not going to pay attention to dieting during the Big Game.
Snow blower ads should be plowed over. We don’t want to think about the cold and the snow.

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Pride Fishman

Posted February 2, 2008 at 5:46 am

I agree with you Steven, but what is the Super Bowl, is it like Rughby in Australia?
Ricky bobby

Posted August 3, 2008 at 9:08 pm

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE SUPER BOWL IS?!?!?!?!?
DO you live in a shell???
I dont like this article, c’mon the SB is about watching the Teams play, NOT THE Commercials