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We’re not sure if you’ve noticed, but it’s rough out there.

Which is precisely why we’re making the following recommendation: Stay right where you are, and start up a party there. Luckily, we’ve brought in a little technology to help you make it happen.

Introducing the best two things to happen to your party all year: vodka delivery from advanced entertaining tips from Smirnoff. Thanks to the wonder of Internet gadgets, you can have a case of bottles arrive at your apartment door any time of day or night…or just whenever you happen to have a party going.

In other words, from now on, your vodka comes to you. And fast. As you know all too well, there’s nothing worse than that sinking feeling when you realize you’re out of vodka halfway through a shindig. But thanks to a great company the magic of this crazy thing called the Web, you’ll never be more than approximately five mouse clicks away from the next bottle.

And because the generous souls at Smir know you’re going to be doing a lot more than, they’ve even put together a handy little guide to home entertaining. You’ll get a slew of advice on putting on the perfect at-home bash, and avoiding common party pitfalls like… not making a statement with your ice, or failing to establish a photo-free zone. And, of course, they’ll bring the drinks, which will leave you plenty of time to personalize all that ice.

We suggest a simple monogram…