You go to the drug store and you buy some toothpaste. There are so many brands and flavors to choose from. Should I get mint or bubble gum? Here are ten terrible flavors to avoid:

1. Stay away from Asparagus Toothpaste. It just doesn’t seem the right type of flavor to brush at night.
2. Stay away from Cottonball Toothpaste. Now if it was cottoncandy, that might be a different story.
3. Stay away from Sandpaper Toothpaste. It will smooth out the rough areas of your tongue, but that’s about it.
4. Stay away from Lemon Toothpaste. We like lemons for a variety of things. However, tasting sour toothpaste is not likely to go over with the public.
5. Stay away from Cement Toothpaste. Toothpaste may sometimes look like cement, but it doesn’t have to taste like it.
6. Stay away from Hot Pepper Toothpaste. You’re suppose to take your time brushing. This flavor simply will not meet that objective.
7. Stay away from Onion Dip Toothpaste. You want fresh breath, not onion breath.
8. Stay away from Mushroom Toothpaste. Ugh, what will they think of next? Mario might like this flavor though.
9. Stay away from Turnip Toothpaste. Wow, talk about your bitter taste. At least you’ll want to gargle and spit.
10. Stay away from Oatmeal Toothpaste. Oatmeal is delicious for breakfast. It fills you up too. Do you really want to brush your teeth with oatmeal? I didn’t think so.

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