Time for another new batch of Chinese fortune cookie sayings to brighten your day.

1.   Eating fast foods will put you on a fast track to an early demise.

2.   Watching Sponge Bob all day long will dampen your brain cells.

3.   You may feel an ocean of love, but

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 beware of the sharks.

4.   You do not have to be in the center of things to have an independent mind.

5.   Nasal drips will always keep you running.

6.   Lying on a bed of hot coals can give you heartburn.

7.   An onion a day will sadden your heart and bring tears to your eyes.

8.   If you have a one track mind, eventually your mind will derail.

9.   If you swing at the single’s scene, one day you may slide into an unhappy development.

10. You cannot hurt a raging bull with a flyswatter. And that’s no bull!